I'm just a country boy from South Texas. Things are usually black or white (right or wrong) to me. But after 30 years of living in this house I am disturbed by the perverted sex that has been going on in my backyard. It is disgusting.
Just imagine...
A warm spring day. The sun shining brightly on your naked skin. The warm sensation is spreading throughout your entire body. You know that this sensation is preparing your body for what comes next. It is difficult to wait, but for now you resist. Soon the cool breeze is giving just the right amount of sensation and you feel like now is the time... you can't hold back anymore... you don't care who is watching... for the time is right. The urge that nature has provided for you is too strong, and before you know it ... it is over... you have had sex all by yourself... You are spent... exhausted... you feel weak and you just let go... you feel yourself floating away with the breeze...
... all of a sudden the warmth is gone and you have a cold and wet feeling... you look around and you find yourself in some jerks pool...
The biology major in me just has to tell the truth. After all I did spend lots of hours in college trekking around the countryside collecting flowers... for which I earned the nickname... "Flower Power"... this was in the 60's mind you. For you that don't know, the Live Oak Tree (Quercus virginiana), is monoecious or unisexual. That means it is both a boy and a girl. It can reproduce by itself... doesn't need a partner. It has pistils and stamens. Boy parts and girl parts. So in the case of the Live Oak tree this is all perfectly natural. So that being said... I do have a couple of recommendations... Don't go looking over the fence into your neighbor's yard... and... hold your breath when you are outside...
Martha said I should put this back up... ??
8 comments:
Nothing ever crossed my mind other then natures true self. Well said. And I'm glad I no longer have a pool during this time of year.
Not quite sure how to comment on this one... :-) Other than - don't let Abby in your backyard!
thanks for putting it back up...if even for just a brief interval it was a unique way to look at those gross little wormy things!
Janet
I wanted everyone to know I was just a dumb old guy... as my wife calls me...
Oh Daddyoleo,
this is just the best. your nature side is just too warm and expressive. I love the way you write. I was just thankful the Warty Squirrel had nothing to do with this post....
Warty squirrel... mmmm...
Joe, I was an English teacher for 20 of my 30 years of teaching. You had to make all A's in your English classes. Wow, you are a brilliant, creative writer!
You are very kind... Thank you.
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